Funny pickup lines
Nothing breaks the ice like a laugh. These funny pickup lines are so cheesy they loop right back to charming. Use them on a crush, a partner, or a friend who needs a smile today.
12 funny pickup lines
- 1
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "fine" written all over you.
- 2
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
- 3
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
- 4
Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest.
- 5
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
- 6
Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
- 7
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te.
- 8
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.
- 9
You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day.
- 10
I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.
- 11
Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type.
- 12
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?
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Do funny pickup lines actually work?
They work best as an icebreaker. A funny line shows you don't take yourself too seriously, which makes the next part of the conversation much easier.
What is the cheesiest pickup line?
"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te" is a strong contender. It is so nerdy and cheesy that it almost always gets a laugh.